Extreme right-wing gay Latino power brokers control U.S. policy (what?!)

Best story ever! Gay Latinos are to blame to U.S. policy!!! Don't believe me? Well, if White House insiders are saying it, it MUST be true! They are led by "El Padrino" and prey on innocent members of the Young Hispanic Republican Association (well, they're actually sorta cute, damn their politics!) and their mission is to stop Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez from buying Univision. The full shocking exposé here (thanks Salto Mortale for the tidbit)!