American Idol... Grease: You're the One that I Want... Big Brother... I have never picked up the phone to vote for any participant in any of these neuron-wasting experiments...
Unfortunately my hormones got the better of me tonight. Yes, the season premiere of Dancing with the Stars was a brain drain of untold proportions (not so the rat loving Amazing Race: All Stars). But I just could not stand idle while Joey Fatone (formerly of N'SYNC) stole the show outright. So I (gulp!) picked up the phone and voted for him. Helps that it was an 800-number! Yay!
Then there's Bill Goldberg in Bull Run! Or Tango in VH1's "I Love New York." Damn it popular culture! Then again, please more husky guys!!
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