We [should be] the champions...

While some are entranced by Eurovision weirdness, we have always swooned for this season's edition of "Dancing with the Stars." You know why, don't ya.

So we'll say it: Joey Fatone: You were robbed! And you will always be a winnah in our eyes...

Now, if only Joey would be willing to teach me a few dance steps. I swear, the hubby would not mind!