Luisma: "275 pounds of love, pure testosterone"

Not sure that Luisma Molinari is a real rugby player (I looked him up on Google and he doesn't show up anywhere) but I crossed upon this television ad from Argentina and thought I'd share it.

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For those who are Spanish-impaired, here is a lose translation:

AD BEGINS

Referee blows whistle and a rugby match ends, Argentine rugby player Luisma Molinari walks off the field pouring a bottle of water over his body. Catches two girls oggling, he looks back, girls are still oggling. Luisma talks directly to camera:

And yes, it's just like that: [People shout] Luisma! Idol! Rugby player! 275lbs of love! Pure testosterone!

He points at his bruised neck:

You know what this is? This is a hicky from a couple of nights ago.

But what could it be? Could it be this [point at his chest]? The fact I play rugby? Or the fact I'm so macho? I even had to get some business cards done!

He points at headband:

You call this a rag? Well, you put it on and you become an native. Me? [I put it on and become] Master of the Universe!

Let's look. They're probably still staring at me!

He looks back at the 2 girls and realizes they're looking at his car instead.

Alright! The car, me. Me, the car. We're like a pact of love! [he clasps his hands together]

He lets out a sigh dissapointed that the girls are not looking at him and walks off the screen. Voiceover talks about the merits of the car. Off-camera Luisma says:

Nico! Do you wanna ride?

[Funny ad, only thing that marrs it is the racisim that creeps in about others looking like an indian when wearing a headband]